by Prestonwood Student Worship Survivor
Staff Reporter
     The archenemy and nemesis of the Pretonwood Student Worship Ministry, Ms. Agnes Burns (a.k.a. boring choir teacher), has once again been defeated by the dynamic team of Captain Choir and his supernaturally empowered comrades!  After holding the students captive and even putting them to sleep with her subtle stereotypical techniques, Captain Choir and his team once again SAVED THE DAY!
     The 2008-2009 mission of Captain Choir, Agent "A" and Diligent "D" is to continue to "set the captive free" by releasing students everywhere from the bondage of lifeless musical academia, and bringing new meaning and purpose to the Student Worship Ministry at Prestonwood.  Worship should NEVER be boring!  Come check it out.  This is going to be a year of HEROIC PROPORTIONS!